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Emma Shaw seems exit from an episode of Sex and the City: thirty, TV producer and probably rampant pussy (or at least me, I guess so).
Unlike Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha have a companion and mother.

Emma is a St. Thomas of pregnancy; his first lesson brought out hypnobirthing - according to our rational pregnant - all of its more physiological skepticism.
But then came the search for a documentary in the works, a documentary produced by Emma skeptical about the alternative means of delivery.

And 14 months after birth his hypnobirth with Leo, the new frontier of childbirth "natural" experiments where the mother all his mental power to ward off the perception of pain during labor and expulsion.


"When I started to attend the hypnopbirthing I was almost embarrassed, convinced that people would laugh," admits Emma Shaw, Brockley London.

"Now! I want to shout to the world! Try it! If it worked with me, the greatest cynic-rational on the square, then it must necessarily work of things with Margherita Hack. "

not to do the usual cynical rationalist- (certainly less than our Emma that she no one beats) but I wonder if the perception he has of our mother the same TV producer English is a perception of "correct." After all, Berlusconi is also believed to be nice when telling jokes.

However, the English Health Service took into serious consideration the effect on Mother Shaw. For 18 months it is studying the analgesic power hypnosis on a sample of almost 800 mothers. All decisions by taking the names of licensed UAAR English.

Studies sull'hypnobirthing are essentially based on what a modern revolutionary theory, born from the mind of the now defunct National Socialist Anglo Grantly Dick-Read.
Over 30 years (in 1900 and 2000) our English obstetrician, offended at the way the black African and West Indian birth of the Aryan complaining less English, she thought that the pain in childbirth was not "somatic" but for 95% result of cultural conditioning.

pain in childbirth does not exist except for a 5%. With deep relaxation techniques (breathing, association, visualization) and preparation of cultural deconstruction of the woman will give birth chiacchiuerando this and that, smiling and a maximum of suffering as "in those days."

tomb, Read every day are presented in turn: leading to gynecology, obstetrics, anesthesiologists, health ministers, mayors, various admin area. They carry huge bundles of flowers and thank you.
Yes, because you see, even in the United Kingdom accounts of Public Health is not doing too well. And with the end of the dictator Gaddafi supplies of gas and oil may break even for England, and would open up the taps in desperate flight. In short, the crisis could worsen and the purse strings tighten more and more health.

Professor Soo Downe , obstetrician (and not in anesthesia and pain management ... but when we talk about the iLO pain does not exist), with hopes that the promising results of peridural dell'hypnobirthing costs fall. The British
parturients requesting analgesia during labor are in fact 60%. Downe is hoped that the application be replaced falls pregnant women hypnotized and relaxed.

The hypnobirthing has no special effects costs than those of a course, possibly inserted in the paths already planned birth. For now
an intensive course of 12 hours of labor costs hypnotic, at least with Osetra Judith Flood, 200 pounds.

John Palmer, father of Sean and Julie's husband is perplexed. Forced by his wife to be trained in hypnosis gynecological broods and reflects.
"My wife has spent 300 pounds. 100 more than during the Flood. Maybe because we have explained - according to an unnamed American study - that the newly hatched chicks can move objects with the power of thought. So we tried to teach our Sean to move the car we had parked in no parking. It did not work but there are still 10 hours. "

All over the grave of Read said. Dressed in black, head down and smile on his lips. Hypnobirthing with good results are not, as in the case of an epidural, attributable anesthetist (which costs), but the mother-to collaborative maritozzi.

It preys on female vanity, the desire for redemption gender on emotion of the moment (your child will be born ecchediavolo!). All things aggratis Health Services of any country. The proof? Spend £ 300 for a 12-hour workshop and be convinced that the technique will work. It will not work if only the woman's fault that in those 12 hours are not committed enough, not got rid of all the trappings and cultural chains that for millennia have forced the woman's pain in childbirth.

John Palmer perhaps hoping that the men be freed dalla schiavitù dei modelli culturali. Che Grantly Dick-Read risorga dal sepolcro e spieghi ai maschietti come la percezione dolorosa è il prodotto di una cultura che ha voluto sottrarre al maschio tutta la sua potenza fisica.
Dopo tutto Rambo si cuciva le ferite da solo e le cicatrizzava dandoci fuoco. Il tutto eseguito con una mimica facciale praticamente immobile.

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Spero Marta mi perdonerà se ho tagliato e cucito assieme i suoi interventi per farne un post leggibile a chi non ha seguito la discussione nata da questo post .
Ma il suo sfogo credo sia importante e descrive una realtà che molti conosciamo. Ma quello che noi partorienti forse non sappiamo è che questo clima non piace nememno ai medici e alle ostetriche che ogni giorno ci lavorano.

Sono ospedaliera in un terzo livello dove l'assitenza è disumana e ipermedicalizzata, imposta sia dal primario ospdaliero che da quello universitario.

Ho scelto quindi di partorire in un secondo livello Ospedale amico del bambino (e della mamma) a 30 km di distanza e questa mia scelta mi sta costando molte critiche e l'etichetta di alternativa. Solo critico il 45 % di cesarei, il 90% di episio, le Kristeller e l'ossitocina di routine.

Quando sono di guardia mi sento una sorvegliata speciale da parte aid elderly, only at night you can not work properly and only when we are certain that the midwives quietly take the trouble to take different positions to women. If you are boarding a birth in lithotomy position should not keep my mouth shut. This is the climate.

And our hospital is a tertiary level university degree with in obstetrics. Epidural one-off, patients of private obstetricians, if induced at the right time when there is anesthesia friend.


There is a solidarity group of midwives nor less than such many doctors. Midwives are almost all of the old guard, but having done alucne young the degree course in the same building do not have the faintest idea of \u200b\u200bhow to assist it in a different way. There are only 4 to try to move something, but at very high prices.

hospital where I gave birth I was not forced to anything, I have not troubled in an alternative way because I needed to stay in bed. At birth, however I have used different positions that facilitated the release of my child that was pretty big.

I could push without burst, for an hour and a half, I have not torn, I could keep my baby with me now. If I had given birth at least in my hospital I would have caught Kristeller, windy, paramedian, if not Tc for a suspected macrosomia (elective indication for CT in our structure, even though it is difficult to prove the facts suspect macrosoma weigh more than 3200 to 3500).

I do not mean that absolute the Baby Friendly Hospital are havens, but there is a gulf between comqunue which ones in which I gave birth and the university hospital from which they escaped.

To give you another example, in our third level, in neonatal intensive care babies are kept in incubators without any restraint, unlike what is done now in other parts of Italy and Europe. Parents can enter only one hour a day. And those who already have so many babies problemi, a questi aggiungono la mancanza di contenimenti e contatto.

Io ho fatto l'università lì, tirocinio lì e, sin che non sono andata per un mese a Milano,a fare un corso di perfezionamento in un'altra maternità, quella era la norma. Era quello che era giusto fare in scienza e coscienza. POi mi si è aperto un mondo e ho chieso di fare un anno via da lì. Ma il rientro è stato praticamente da disadattata.

Ma capisco che le mie colleghe, alcune compagne di studi, non avendo visto altro non possono neanche immaginare che quel nostro modo di assistere è disumano.E questo vale anche per le ragazze che studiano ostetricia lì. Sul parto a domicilio ho delle perplessità rispetto alle urgenze, io non me la sarei sentita. Sto consocendo colleghe, in particolare un'anestesista moglie di ginecologo, che ha fatto questa scelta per i suoi tre figli e mi sono ripromessa di comprendere le loro motivazioni, essendo entrambi persone che hanno sott'occhio i possibili rischi.

Comunque ho deciso che appena posso chiedo trasferimento altrove, ma di questi tempi non è così semplice rinunciare al ruolo.

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Italian Records (cesarean separately)

Che l'Italia sia il primo paese al mondo per parti cesarei già lo sappiamo.
Che l'Italia abbia un sistema sanitario molto buono (ostetricia including) the "perceived" in a few.
that women are the first and third item of expenditure of the NHS knows all the insiders but not engaged in the delivery.
And then, still buzzing atmosphere of the office on February 13, dearest ladies I want to tell a story.

Once upon a time more than ten years ago, an Italian health system strangled by expenditure overruns. Groped to predict the costs and curb the bad habit, Italy turned his eyes westward, to the country that is often model and teacher of many things (movies, fast food, music) that is America.
In America, since 1983, to predict and control health care costs, should be based on the DRG (Diagnosis Related Group), a consistent final classes of hospitalization costs (all costs, testing accommodation, the cost of food by surgery) and clinically meaningful terms.

method that excited Italian experts and was taken care of things, paro paro, in our country. So
the National Health Plan 1994-1996 (DPR1/3/94, paragraph 8) provided that all hospitals (public or private), provide services accounts on the basis of existing tariffs, set at regional level according to general criteria established at national level .
Each DRG corresponds to a rate so that today with the Federal Health reform may vary from region a regione.

Quello che molte donne ignorano è che, nella classifica dei DRG più rimborsati troviamo:
Al primo posto il parto vaginale "normale".
Al secondo l'insufficienza cardiaca.
Al terzo il parto cesareo senza complicazioni.*

Dici donna, dici danno. In effetti essere la prima e la terza causa di spesa sanitaria è un "danno" per l'economia pubblica. Spesa pubblica che va giustamente tenuta a bada riducendo il numero di cesarei (doveroso soprattutto in quelle realtà regionali dove si tocca il 60% e oltre), aumentando il numero di parti vaginali "normali" e contenendo la "moda" del parto indolore.

Sull'epidurale homogeneous classes DRG system is clear. Or better, said nothing at all. For delivery in epidural analgesia during labor does not exist for any particular DRG. There is therefore no intention of spending any effort to provide this service to pregnant women who request them. There are only

interventions spot in some hospitals, driven by regional funds, private sponsors (in the case of Venice, partoanalgesia sponsored by the local casino), the will of the medical staff involved.
course as long as the DRG did not include an item specifically for a physiological part in epidural analgesia service in labor will continue to be guaranteed in case the national map, at random in the calendar and hours.

And while women will not have understood the risks they face good standing at the top of the expenditure items, you will continue to speak for the killing of caesarean only in terms of reduction of expenditure (the equal of that of a cesarean drg spontaneous vaginal delivery), the route of demedicalization birth only in the sense of de-hospitalization and reduction in health-care hospital days (early discharge protected), decentralization of the event delivery in other places (and less expensive) hospital (home , private maternity homes).

So you've never seen that a civilized country, for an event such as natural and spontaneous delivery, should spend so much in terms of health care resources?
And what a region should provide a specific DRG for a method of painless childbirth?


* In 2008, the latest year for which you have the development of hospital discharge records (HDR) vaginal delivery without complications and cesarean section without complications, respectively, have formed the first (330,665) and third (199,678) of the top 10 DRGs of acute ordinary.


Ministry of Health, Department of Quality, Directorate General of health planning, service levels and ethical system, Office VI. Annual Report on the Activities of hospitalization. SDO Data 2008 (sd. p.5). Ministry of Health, Rome, 2008.

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Doula vs midwife Use and abuse of oxytocin

In physics the unit of work is the joule.

The Joule is the work required to exert a force of one newton for a distance of one meter.

In the good old days when cars and fuel were still sweeping ahead, the main source of Joule and the movement of things (even for more than one meter, menhirs and obelisks block or multiple blocks) was represented by the arms. Human arms, most people reduced to slavery.

The sciavitù what was considered normal. In ancient Rome the people were a minority compared to the slaves.
It could plunge the social pyramid overnight. It could well fall from the top.
Eumenes, the faithful swineherd of Ulysses, was ell'isola prince of Syria. Ripped from the arms of his father King Ctesias, was sold into slavery to the King Laertes father of Odysseus.

Features and benefits of the slaves? cost nothing. A slave it just feeds it to work, because you as the right not to get sick and you especially do not pay.

In the post-modern slavery has not disappeared, unfortunately. In some cases re-emerged from the past with all forms of new and unpublished.

The doula, midwife the new figure does not care, not regulated and not insured, is the new traveling companion of the mother. Or at least the pregnant woman who seeks it and requires the services.

ancient Greece was the personal servant of the Lord well. In modern Greece "dolula" means "slave" or "servant of God." In the modern world is a free trader, often without a medical degree, who attended a school for doulas to Turin or Milan or Florence or Bassano del Grappa or Mestre. What is a

dolula? And how can we become?
Every woman can be a doula! The doula is in fact "one who acts as mother to mother."
Doula is the girl of twelve who takes care of younger siblings; doula is any woman who cares for another woman "making them a mother."
All women have friends who listen the phone for hours, sisters to deal with.
The profession of doula encompasses and values \u200b\u200ball those skills that we all have gained in becoming women, expertise in most of today's increasingly misunderstood, of being available to the other, to "service" of the other, maternal skills.

This the official definition is the official site of the new belly. A definition that araffa the handful of women in that cliche that the squares of all Italy on 13 will try to contain.
tomorrow I'll be there in the square, and not just to express my outrage at the rampant mignottoicrazia, but also for doulocrazia strip that is infiltrating everywhere, especially in the many crevices of motherhood. The most fertile ground to take root where female stereotypes of "care" and "sacrifice" (for others and never themselves).

The dolula like. At doulas professional first. Because behind lavish field may steal the job to the Moldovan domestic workers, asking far more of the 8 euro per hour for cleaning, ironing and cooking. Why
always behind lavish compensation can operate as an alternative "good" graduate midwives, professionalemnte prepared and empowered to follow a normal pregnancy.

And like Michel Odent and his companion (doula) Liliana Lammers . The pair of natural childbirth was thrown against the figure hospital midwife, guilty (according to them) like his fellow gynecologists, to be precisely "hospital" and then for training medicalized and medicalizzante.

dolula is better then. midwife or private. The first is by far the best, not knowing anything about a blessed hospital protocols, diseases of midwives and emergency maneuvers, his mind is free and clear of unnecessary paranoia. Can be devoted to pregnancy in all its spiritual aspects and accounting (dichiarazioe imagine that the income of a freelancer is always mange to delegate most of the time in an accountant).

The inns spliced \u200b\u200b doctors begin to puff. The doulas are invading their field by appealing to the dissatisfaction of many women. Giving birth at home with a
dolula without licenses and insurance è illegale, almeno in Francia e Inghilterra. Ma i modi per raggirare il giudice ci sono.
Basta dire che ve la siete cavate da sole (il freebirth, legale) o che il parto è stato rapidissimo (BBA, born before arraival).

Le donne che si fanno assitere da una figura che per legge è illegale, diventano di fatto complici di un reato (al pari di chi non richiede la fattura e in cambio riceve un generoso sconto).
Nel caso dovessero finire in ospedale (e per il 40% delle primipare domiciliari è una sicurezza) saranno sicuramente ben felici di coprire la doula di fiducia (con la quale nel frattempo, si è instaurato un rapporto intimo e profondo e quasi di dipendenza ).

The doulas are proposed as handmaidens of motherhood and exo and endo gestation. As a professional lactation (breastfeeding of course), as spiritual leaders of the pregnancy, such as holistic professionals, such as support for a fresh start to the mother-child relationship. As a beacon for the pair of new parents.
short, a figure in every way comparable to that of many midwives (hospital and non-naturalistic, home, spiritual, etc ...) except for that little edge that is found ... Lacks a valid permit for the job, may lack the most elementary knowledge of physiology of pregnancy and childbirth, there is no insurance coverage. And where everything fails there are always clever that they embroider and dreams and desires.

and against which today deploy midwives of the Board of Inter-Torino and Asti . He decided not to be undermined by their role, midwives in the prosecution presented a petition-complaint for malpractice in the medical profession. The case arrived on the desk of the prosecutor Raffaele Guariniello, who will address the question as to whether there are implications of a judicial nature.

And we remain at the window to see how it will end.

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More good sense of endorphins could

Complains a young mother on the web:
Here we unfortunately the medicalization of childbirth has undoubtedly brought positive things, but this regrettable tendency to delegate to the doctor for something that should be our responsibility, as if we poor women alone could not birth and should be "saved" from the good doctor.
How sad to have lost the naturalness of motherhood!

The lament becomes a hiss:
But sooner or later will begin litigation for cesarean practiced without reason! I heard that in USA there are already precedents ..... so who knows things can change!

Drowning Courts of paperwork collected in heavy folders with the medical records of 40% of pregnant women national (in Italy there are as caesarean) is probably the quickest way to make nice ornaments for gynecologists in salaparto. Statue of salt that will not lift a finger for fear of being dragged before a judge for a caesarean useless.

If today we risk a court martial for a delayed Caesarean , tomorrow it could happen that some new mother wound in her femininity and competence mammals (all mammals give birth they know no?), Decides to sue the doctor who has dared to desecrate the his belly with a "useless" (according to the lady) surgical delivery.

The road is already flattened by that scan armed with a machete, which is our Institute of San (t) ity.
The hiss of this young woman reminded me the concluding paragraph of nuovisisme guidelines on caesarean section. With reference to the elective caesarean read:

And I do not support the proposal of the doctor to perform a caesarean?
is important to understand and share the reasons why the gynecologist recommends surgery, do not hesitate to ask for further clarification if necessary and to consult another doctor.
In any case, you can always refuse the surgery, assumendovi la responsabilità della decisione.

I possibili danni causati da interventi medici si dicono iatrogeni, mentre i rischi a cui potrebbe esporsi una gravida che segua - riga per riga - l'ultimo paragrafo delle linee guida dell'ISS, si chiamano "informazione", "consapevolezza" ed "empowerment".

Quando il medico sbaglia si invoca l'avvocato e il Tribunale per i Diritti del Malato. Quando è la Natura a sbagliare (magari con la complicità di una mamma drogata da troppa "informazione") è il fato, il destino. O assunzione di responsabilità.

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you'll care pregnant women, to run into sooner or later in rebirthing. Technique (or way of life) of meditation through breathing circular aware (do not ask me what it is) to live again, to face and overcome the biggest trauma of human life: birth.


Indeed ben100 Rank Eight years ago, he identified the trauma of the birth of the foundation of psychic development of an individual. And 100 years after an American gentleman, that Leonard Orr, fished the theories of Rank, covered them with frosting spiritual and presented the general public with the promise of easy and good earnings. Just believe in themselves, about their skills, breathing, reliving one's birth and that's it.

Odent Leboyer and are fascinated by Leonard Orr. A birth gentle, non-violent, is a good launching pad for childhood, adolescence and adulthood serene. Insurance for your child will have a better chance than others - were born on viulentemente "medicalized birthing - to ensure internal security and the feeling that they were always loved and never abbndonati.


The documentary sociological we're going to see is a good example of rebirthing applied to the post pregnancy. To a girl of eight years to be precise.
And an equally good example of the damage they can do certain theories about the birth and delivery.

Rebirther
A lady took you away. And you know where you took?

Aylin (8 years, but unfortunately not direbeb)
In a kind of nursery for children but small, small, piccoliii!

Rebirther
took you away ...
wonder why you were crying ...
Who knows what was going through ...

Aylin
because I wanted to be with mamma!

Rebirther 
Ahia!
Uno viene al mondo perchè è amato, cercato, desiderato e per queste ragioni diventa un essere speciale. Quindi diciamo che questo è un gioco. Ma dietro al gioco c'è qualcosa di più bello. Perchè tu mi hai raccontato tutta la storia della tua nascita. Quello che sai.

Aylin
Quello che mi ricordo

Rebirther
E nel racconto sei sempre stata molto sorridente e molto solare. Tranne quando hai detto "mi hanno portato via dalla mamma". Allora è come se noi andassimo a scrivere adesso dinuovo la tua storia. E quale parte che non ti piace di questa storia?

Aylin
When they took me away!

Rebirther
Brava! Now we rewrite. Let's pretend that today is 26 October 2002, which are 4:15 I do not know, I do not remember the time you told me. And we take this game from that point.
And what we are going to do is go to breath just because we have to rewrite that part is not it? So we have to play everything as if it were that day. And then you're a baby at this time. And the call that I make is to breathe like a baby. And as a baby breathes? Look I'll show you ...


Aaah, uuuuh, aaah, uuuhhh (there is also the mother of Aylin).

Aylin you "wake up" and tells us about his birth.

Aylin
I was born and I felt a little small. All that I observed seemed giant seemed to be just minuscoola. Then when I saw my mother felt a kind of bond, and then when I went in his arms I felt accepted and even protected.
very slowly brought me into a kind of nursery for newborn infants. And I was crying because I wanted to be with his mother. Then all the children started crying.

Rebirther
In solidarity

Aylin
because usually children, they also have the link (with mom).
Pian pianino che crescevo arrivavo a qualche mese. E dopo uno due mesi ho imparato a capire le parole mamma e papà.

Rebirther
E quando l'hai capita la parola mamma cos'hai capito?

Aylin
Ho capito che sia mamma sia mio papà mi vogliono bene e abbiamo un legame moto forte... questo...

Rebirther
Beh! Diventa un punto di forza, di sicurezza, sapere che la mamma è nell'altra stanza, a casa (notare, a casa!) mentre tu sei a scuola... senti l'abbraccio della mamma...

Il video finisce per fortuna, ma la lezione continua per la povera Aylin.

Rapid Heart Beat And Numbness In Arm

Aioh in the delivery room, did the AIO

Sitting on a chair hard plastic. In a crying child for a bad scotattura tourists and half poisoned after a dinner in the restaurant good. There is a heart attack and the drunk, the old lady with the hip and the ailing mother almost like a bellows blowing every five minutes because he is born.

E 'on Monday. hairdressers and restaurants are closed, there were few people. Could have been worse on a Saturday or Sunday because then the room is filled with drunks, accidents, medium and large traumatized. The restaurants are open, parruchcieri well. But also clubs and social centers. E il pronto soccorso il fine settimana si riempie come il Billionaire a ferragosto.

Il pronto soccorso! In tutto l'ospedale c'è solo un altro luogo che gli somiglia. Imprevedibile, a volte affollato altre vuoto. E' la sala parto.
Quante saranno le neomamme questa notte? Dipende dalla luna, dipende dal caso, dipende da quante donne la carta dei servizi è riuscita ad attirare.
Quante neomamme ha diplomato quest'ospedale nel 2010? 300? 500? 1000? 3000? E quante in media in un giorno?

Ecco, la media. Difficile dirlo. Come al pronto soccorso. Dipende dalla partita e da chi gioca, dalla tifoseria e dal servizio d'ordine. Se c'è il derby Roma-Lazio son dolori. So the emergency room can have an entire curve or just a patch and mend scottaura to fix.
So the small hospital that you have chosen precisely because small, could have two mothers in labor, or none, or ten. It depends on the derby.

But how? I came here to give birth to my chick just because you do share, because support is more "human" time "respectful" of the physiology of labor and you doing? I attached the bag of oxytocin, leave me alone glued to the track? Midwives peek occasionally to see if everything "goes" and then leave. So what?

I go home, disappointed and angry. I studied a lot: Leboyer, Odent, Scropetta and Malvern. On natural childbirth, awareness (mine and my body) I knew everything. In your course of prepartum I killed biofeedback and positive views and you doing? I fast-track delivery with oxytocin. I punctured the bag with the pin. I do not see either. Manco a massaggino, a cuddle.

And I come home and find that my neighbor gave birth between shiatsu and massage bathtubs full of water, walking over and rolled into a ball. In notisisma butcher midwife in my house!

What happened?
A DRG for a physiological birth is less than one arthroscopy. And now even a birth surgery will be worth less than a trivial knee surgery. The
ostericia not worth anything. In the market of the hospital delivery room is a blank to be missed.

And it is empty. There are few midwives, especially on Sundays when there is the Roma-Lazio derby. A few labor rooms. And on Sunday (also famous for the derby of the moon) can be filled to bursting: the screams and moans of women in labor, husbands and friends silent and embarrassed (I do? Obstetrics suffers give a Buscopan! O epidural .. .. if any).

And unfortunately it can happen as the emergency room. Sudden and unpredictable. Here comes the emergency. That may relate to one, but two people. It is a small, so small that he needs her doctor (neonatal) and an anesthesiologist who knows how to intubate a little thing so small. But the hospital holding
anesthesiologists are few and working on several fronts. The midwives at times can be counted on the fingertips of one hand. And the gynecologist is doing the counting on three pregnant women to complete dilatation: which make up the first ever?
The neonatologist? There is one in two chance that after 20 is back at home.

Childbirth you know, you can not plan. How come you can not predict how many women soffinado as bellows to the emergency room before being sorted in ostericia.
But the local health plan anyway. Like it's always Monday morning. As if the hair stylists, restaurants, nightclubs, community centers, liquor outlets and pushers were closed for holidays. As if in a hospital in 3000 shares arrived more than two years for women in labor at night. A misaligned labor: one to two centimeters of dilation and the other ten already ejected.

And the women who come have studied and read and have informed much. On all but a fundamental issue. On how a hospital really works. How they are spent (or not spent) the money of their taxes. They dream
massages, hot components, a delivery room pink and possibly empty, filled only by their vocalizations, vowels of Leboyer.

And when the stage falls, when things do not go as we dream, when he gets close to our dream and we start from the nightmare that we secretly hoped, then we get angry.

With the inns and gynecologists, with the anesthesiologist ghost that has not materialized, with the ACSA neonatologist remained with the hospital that is not the place to give birth. So we meditate revenge and the next time we do it at home the baby. Why not give us dreams, childbirth mometo is a magical and almost always unique in Italy (1.2 children per family) and so we must go there as we planned. And how

ASL plan spending cuts midwife to dreams and save money, we program on the basis of visions. Contact with the deepest part of ourselves hidden, deep-rooted awareness about serious and accredited nights of study guides and books for pregnant women, promises of empowerment.

And if the dreams of pregnant women sometimes are not compatible with a hospital, they are more with the visions of the ASL. Who dream of a free hospital finalemnte these women with the belly, which occupy too many beds, which require too personal, too many facilities and too many rallies.
no decision is taken to give birth all together and forcing hospitals to pay for midwives che si girano i pollici, anestesisti ostetrici che giocano a freccette con gli aghi della peridurale, ginecologi e neonatologi che si fanno un giro di scala quaranta. Perchè è lunedì, perchè non c'è Roma-Lazio, perchè la luna non è quella buona. Perchè il parto non si programma e un programma di spesa per il parto è sempre al ribasso.

Perchè investire tanto per un evento naturale, fisiologico e da demedicalizzare? Perchè puntare su concetti così allarmanti come sicurezza materna e neonatale?
Perchè rovinare i sogni di tante donne?

E se mai dovessimo deluderle, meglio indirizzare rabbia e frustrazione su chi in sala parto ci lavora. E non su chi ha la responsabilità di far lavorare i punti nascita, come se fosse sempre domenica. Come se ci fosse sempre il derby Roma-Lazio sotto una bella luna nuova.